What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

Why singing is good for your brain, even if you are no Beyoncé - The Washington Post

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is it like to wear a kilt?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?